The images on this site have been optimized using a professional-grade, VERY carefully calibrated monitor. Unless you have the same it is highly unlikely that my images will look as they should, on your computer. In the row above, the image in the center should look better. If not, please adjust your brightness and contrast until the one on the left is too dark and the one on the right is too light.

Under the very best of circumstance, these images can not come CLOSE to the quality of a printed picture. They are compressed, in order for you to receive them in a reasonable amount of time and greatly reduced in size, for the same reason.

 

In an effort to make this huge Site even bigger (lol) the photo galleries are divided into two classes: GENERAL, and PRINTS. The General Gallery contains examples of what I do with a camera, and then Photoshop, to make the images all they can be.

LET ME... ENTERTAIN YOU !!

The Prints Gallery displays the Images I have developed fully and offer for sale, with frames, or not. The really good stuff is in there!

As you may have noticed (by now ??) I am a Wild... and CRAZY guy. For that reason, and to further demonstrate that I expended an entire truck load of whoop a** on this web site, I will provide some original music (for your browsing pleasure) as you peruse the Prints.

Ah, but it's not that simple. Sadly, it almost never is. The music files are big - really big. Some of you are out in the sticks, where all you can get are dial-up connections. E-gad! I don't want to leave you guys out. Soooo.... If you have a strong connection (cable, dsl etc.) use the FAST link beneath PRINTS, on your left. If not, use the SLOW.

The music will not arrive, immediately. It will begin, as soon as it gets to you. As you browse with music, don't use you BACK button. That will cause the music to re-start. Instead, return to the galleries by using the link, below each image.

Mickeysoft Internet Exploiter might warn you that this site may be invading your computer. If you're using IE, for God's sake, STOP, right now! Go to www.mozilla.com, download and install the Firefox browser AND the Thunderbird e-mail client (for free). At any rate, this site sends Macromedia Shockwave files which, to my knowledge, lack the ability to do harm.

The music is mine. I made it. I copyrighted it. I'll sue the living !@#$%^&*() !! out of anyone I catch so much as playing it from anyplace but this web site, without my written permission. Copyright violation packs a $25,000 statutory wallop. Wanna play? I DO!

Oh... you might not like the music. In which case, you will want to make it stop. You can turn off your speakers. If that doesn't work, unplug your computer. If that doesn't work, call the Pentagon, and have them nuke your city. THAT'LL WORK, and you'll be surprised by just how little they charge!